10 reasons why it’s awesome having a cold/the flu:
10. It’s the only valid reason for a person like me to stay in bed ALL day long.
9. This time spent in bed is a great excuse to watch The Lord of the Rings and/or read Harry Potter (yes, I have in fact done both today).
8. I can have as many hot drinks - be it tea, coffee or hot chocolate – as I like, without feeling I don’t deserve it.
7. If any of the people around me care about me, they generally feel sorry for me. No more ADD.
6. It’s OK to eat a lot (of junk food), because of course the body needs all the strength it can get in order for it to defeat the bug.
5. When I begin to recover, it’s like being re-born. Never have I felt better.
4. If I for some reason have to leave the safety of my room and venture outside the house and walk amongst other people (which in fact I do need to do tomorrow, to get more milk), the coughing and sneezing is a great way to make people move out of my way.
3. I don’t feel bad about not studying for my exam. For goodness sake, I’m sick!
2. I feel accomplished for being able to perform the smallest act, such as going to the toilet.
1. I could basically prepare and consume the strongest curry the world has ever seen, and possibly detect only a faint hint of spices.
If you took me seriously on this one, you’re stupid.
I hate being sick.
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